I know the feeling...

Ich arbeite ja selber an der Theke an eine Campingplatz. Mann, wie viele komische Dinge Leute wissen wollen oder beklagt sich über 0_O
"Kannst du mir bitte erklären wo ich mir der Auto fahren muss nach Göteborg (Schweden) zu kommen?"
"Was?!! Ihr darf nicht Bier nach 22:30 Uhr verkaufen?? Ich wohne ja hier!!!"
"Wenn du mir eine gratis Handtüch geben kann, gib ich dir eine Umarmung!"
"DAS ESSEN IN MEINE KÜHLSCHRANK IN MEINE CAMPINGWAGEN IST ALLES KAPUTT..!!"
"Ich hab 10 Kroner in das Mühl geschmissen... Kannst du mir eine neues geben? Biiitte?"

Jeg jobber selv i resepsjonen på en campingplass. Herregud, så mye rart forlk spør om eller klager på 0_O
"Kan du fortelle meg hvor jeg må kjøre med bil for å komme til Göteborg?"
"Hæ?!! Har dere ikke bevilgning til å selge øl etter klokka 22:30?? Jeg bor jo her!!!"
"Hvis du gir meg et gratis håndkle, gir jeg deg en klem!"
"ALL MATEN I KJØLESKAPET MITT I CAMPINGVOGNA MI ER ØDELAGT..!!"
"Jeg kasta 10 kroner i søppeldunken... Kan få en ny en av deg? Væærsåsnill!"

"There Is Such A Thing As A Free Lunch"
(I’m eating lunch at the front desk of our framing shop when I get called to the back. When I return to the front, I notice a customer standing in front of my sandwich at the desk.)
Customer: “Hi.”
Me: “Good afternoon. Is there anything I can help you with today?”
Customer: “No.” *stares at my sandwich*
Me: “Well, are you in need of assistance?”
(The woman suddenly snatches up my sandwich.)
Me: “Ma’am, that’s my lunch. Please give it back to me.”
Customer: “I was walking by and I got hungry.”
Me: “Ma’am, there’s a deli down the street. Please do not eat my lunch.”
Customer: “But it was on the counter. That means it’s complimentary! It’s my sandwich and I’m going to eat it.”
(At this point, my coworker comes out the back.)
Coworker, to me: “Isn’t that your lunch?”
Customer: “It’s my lunch now! MINE.” *starts eating the sandwich* “This has MAYONNAISE in it!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. Ham and mayo.”
Customer: “I hate mayonnaise! It looks and tastes like sperm!” *throws my sandwich on the floor and runs out the door*
Me: “…What just happened?”