In Norwegen gib es zwei Sparchen. Bokmål (was ich rede. Es ist von dänisch beeinflüsst) und Nynorsk (von ein Autor gemacht wegen er wollte kein norwegisch-dänisch). Und wir mussen beide lernen. Viele von die Worter sind gleich aber hier hab ich ein richtig lustiges gefunden:
Gyngestol (Schaukelstuhl... direkt übersetzt)- Rævkvilevipp (Arschruhenwipp... auch direkt übersetzt) =)
18.09.2009
30.08.2009
23.08.2009
Vegetarians
Zeit ich zurück nach Deutschland gekommen bin, wollte ich ausprobieren wie es ist Vegetarier zu sein (Von Jana beeinflüsst!). Hat leider nicht so gut geklappt... Ich wollte kein Fleisch essen, aber meine Körper braucht Eiweiss weil ich viel trainiere. Meine Kopf hat den ganzen Tag weh getan und mir war schwindelich.
Etter at jeg kom hjem fra Tyskland ville jeg prøve ut hvordan det er å være vegetarianer (Påvirket av Jana!). Det gikk ikke så bra... Jeg ville ikke spise noe kjøtt, men kroppen min trenger det siden jeg trener mye. Jeg hadde vondt i hodet hele dagen og var svimmel.
And what does American people think of vegetarians?
Middle-Aged woman: Damn vegetarians, always trying to take over the world.
--Starbucks, 51st & Broadway
Man to group of young people: It ain't natural. Our bodies, they have the hormones to digest meat. If we were like a goat--and not to insult you, miss, 'cause you're prettier than a goat--but then that's okay that we don't eat meat. But we ain't. We're carnivores. If you're a vegetarian, you gotta listen to your body. It's tellin' you: "Meat me!" You know, like, "Meat me!"
--Washington Square Park
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Anyway... I'll try again soon. I'll start taking a lot of vitamines and become the healthies human on Earth =)
Etter at jeg kom hjem fra Tyskland ville jeg prøve ut hvordan det er å være vegetarianer (Påvirket av Jana!). Det gikk ikke så bra... Jeg ville ikke spise noe kjøtt, men kroppen min trenger det siden jeg trener mye. Jeg hadde vondt i hodet hele dagen og var svimmel.
And what does American people think of vegetarians?
Middle-Aged woman: Damn vegetarians, always trying to take over the world.
--Starbucks, 51st & Broadway
Man to group of young people: It ain't natural. Our bodies, they have the hormones to digest meat. If we were like a goat--and not to insult you, miss, 'cause you're prettier than a goat--but then that's okay that we don't eat meat. But we ain't. We're carnivores. If you're a vegetarian, you gotta listen to your body. It's tellin' you: "Meat me!" You know, like, "Meat me!"
--Washington Square Park
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Anyway... I'll try again soon. I'll start taking a lot of vitamines and become the healthies human on Earth =)
I know the feeling...
Ich arbeite ja selber an der Theke an eine Campingplatz. Mann, wie viele komische Dinge Leute wissen wollen oder beklagt sich über 0_O
"Kannst du mir bitte erklären wo ich mir der Auto fahren muss nach Göteborg (Schweden) zu kommen?"
"Was?!! Ihr darf nicht Bier nach 22:30 Uhr verkaufen?? Ich wohne ja hier!!!"
"Wenn du mir eine gratis Handtüch geben kann, gib ich dir eine Umarmung!"
"DAS ESSEN IN MEINE KÜHLSCHRANK IN MEINE CAMPINGWAGEN IST ALLES KAPUTT..!!"
"Ich hab 10 Kroner in das Mühl geschmissen... Kannst du mir eine neues geben? Biiitte?"
Jeg jobber selv i resepsjonen på en campingplass. Herregud, så mye rart forlk spør om eller klager på 0_O
"Kan du fortelle meg hvor jeg må kjøre med bil for å komme til Göteborg?"
"Hæ?!! Har dere ikke bevilgning til å selge øl etter klokka 22:30?? Jeg bor jo her!!!"
"Hvis du gir meg et gratis håndkle, gir jeg deg en klem!"
"ALL MATEN I KJØLESKAPET MITT I CAMPINGVOGNA MI ER ØDELAGT..!!"
"Jeg kasta 10 kroner i søppeldunken... Kan få en ny en av deg? Væærsåsnill!"
"There Is Such A Thing As A Free Lunch"
(I’m eating lunch at the front desk of our framing shop when I get called to the back. When I return to the front, I notice a customer standing in front of my sandwich at the desk.)
Customer: “Hi.”
Me: “Good afternoon. Is there anything I can help you with today?”
Customer: “No.” *stares at my sandwich*
Me: “Well, are you in need of assistance?”
(The woman suddenly snatches up my sandwich.)
Me: “Ma’am, that’s my lunch. Please give it back to me.”
Customer: “I was walking by and I got hungry.”
Me: “Ma’am, there’s a deli down the street. Please do not eat my lunch.”
Customer: “But it was on the counter. That means it’s complimentary! It’s my sandwich and I’m going to eat it.”
(At this point, my coworker comes out the back.)
Coworker, to me: “Isn’t that your lunch?”
Customer: “It’s my lunch now! MINE.” *starts eating the sandwich* “This has MAYONNAISE in it!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. Ham and mayo.”
Customer: “I hate mayonnaise! It looks and tastes like sperm!” *throws my sandwich on the floor and runs out the door*
Me: “…What just happened?”
"Kannst du mir bitte erklären wo ich mir der Auto fahren muss nach Göteborg (Schweden) zu kommen?"
"Was?!! Ihr darf nicht Bier nach 22:30 Uhr verkaufen?? Ich wohne ja hier!!!"
"Wenn du mir eine gratis Handtüch geben kann, gib ich dir eine Umarmung!"
"DAS ESSEN IN MEINE KÜHLSCHRANK IN MEINE CAMPINGWAGEN IST ALLES KAPUTT..!!"
"Ich hab 10 Kroner in das Mühl geschmissen... Kannst du mir eine neues geben? Biiitte?"
Jeg jobber selv i resepsjonen på en campingplass. Herregud, så mye rart forlk spør om eller klager på 0_O
"Kan du fortelle meg hvor jeg må kjøre med bil for å komme til Göteborg?"
"Hæ?!! Har dere ikke bevilgning til å selge øl etter klokka 22:30?? Jeg bor jo her!!!"
"Hvis du gir meg et gratis håndkle, gir jeg deg en klem!"
"ALL MATEN I KJØLESKAPET MITT I CAMPINGVOGNA MI ER ØDELAGT..!!"
"Jeg kasta 10 kroner i søppeldunken... Kan få en ny en av deg? Væærsåsnill!"
"There Is Such A Thing As A Free Lunch"
(I’m eating lunch at the front desk of our framing shop when I get called to the back. When I return to the front, I notice a customer standing in front of my sandwich at the desk.)
Customer: “Hi.”
Me: “Good afternoon. Is there anything I can help you with today?”
Customer: “No.” *stares at my sandwich*
Me: “Well, are you in need of assistance?”
(The woman suddenly snatches up my sandwich.)
Me: “Ma’am, that’s my lunch. Please give it back to me.”
Customer: “I was walking by and I got hungry.”
Me: “Ma’am, there’s a deli down the street. Please do not eat my lunch.”
Customer: “But it was on the counter. That means it’s complimentary! It’s my sandwich and I’m going to eat it.”
(At this point, my coworker comes out the back.)
Coworker, to me: “Isn’t that your lunch?”
Customer: “It’s my lunch now! MINE.” *starts eating the sandwich* “This has MAYONNAISE in it!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. Ham and mayo.”
Customer: “I hate mayonnaise! It looks and tastes like sperm!” *throws my sandwich on the floor and runs out the door*
Me: “…What just happened?”
22.08.2009
Top 01
Can't stop laughing... ^^
"Dude, Where’s My Brain?!"
(Two guys walk into our video rental store, find their video, and come up to pay.)
Coworker: “What’s your phone number?”
Customer: “Yeah, it’s [phone number].”
Coworker: “Okay, so Chris [last name]?”
Customer’s friend: “Holy s*** man, he knows your name!” *turns to my coworker* “Dude, what’s my name?!”
Coworker: “…”
Customer: “Dude, I have an account here.”
Customer’s friend: “Oh. I’m going to go wait in the car…”
"Dude, Where’s My Brain?!"
(Two guys walk into our video rental store, find their video, and come up to pay.)
Coworker: “What’s your phone number?”
Customer: “Yeah, it’s [phone number].”
Coworker: “Okay, so Chris [last name]?”
Customer’s friend: “Holy s*** man, he knows your name!” *turns to my coworker* “Dude, what’s my name?!”
Coworker: “…”
Customer: “Dude, I have an account here.”
Customer’s friend: “Oh. I’m going to go wait in the car…”
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